Thursday, January 24, 2008

Bored Bulletin Syndrome

Hey everyone, Amish Comic here. I am lucky enough not to be cursed by having anyone pretend to be me on Myspace, Facebook or misc. new site in cyberland.

So just in case anyone is wondering, Is it really me? Yes.

At the point at which anyone is pretending to be the Amish Comic, you should really consider impersonating a more prominent figure.

Welcome to my first BLOG!
I am writing to all who play on Myspace.

I have found MySpace to a wonderful place for comedians and normal people to find out about each other. I have formed my own group on Myspace called, BoredBulletinSyndrome, and I urge all to join who are tired of having their Bulletin space over flowing with SURVEYS, FIND OUT WHO WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU FROM YOUR FRIENDS LIST, FORWARD THIS TO 10 PEOPLE AND HAVE GOOD LUCK and on and on and on.

Posting Bulletins on Myspace has become an adicition for people with nothing to say.

As a comedian, I welcome all posts on my page at www.myspace.com/amishcomic, that are announcing comedy events, radio appearances, cd/dvd release's, who is playing where and any actual real announcements that have anything to do with show biz.

People leaving the cast of a Broadway show, is a bulletin.

You are going to be on Letterman, is a Bulletin.

You will be playing banjo at the Beaver Run Rod and Gun Club Saturday night, is a Bulletin.

Let's reclaim the BULLETIN SPACE on MySpace for actual announcements.

join my group " Bored Bulletin Syndrome @ www.myspace.com/amishcomic "

to help stomp out survey / spam / what to do if your bored post bulletin, bulletins.

Have you ever posted three bulletins in as many minutes without announcing an event?
You have Bored Bulletin Syundrome!

Have you ever posted any survey Bulletins of any type?
You have Bored Bulletin Syundrome!

Have you ever posted a bulletin instructing others to post this bulletin within the next two minutes or you'll have bad luck?
You are severly infected!


If we all work together, we can eliminate this horrible new disease,
BORED BULLETIN SYNDROME.

My name is Raymond The Amish Comic and I approve this message!

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