I am currently enjoying a book that was given to me as a gag gift,

AMISH ENTERPRISE- FROM PLOWS TO PROFITS

It is ahh-mah-zing.

From an actual sign on an actual Amish bake shop... OPEN MOST DAYS ABOUT 9 OR 10, BUT SOMETIMES AS EARLY AS 7, BUT SOME OTHER DAYS AS LATE AS NOON OR 1, WE CLOSE ABOUT 4 OR 5 BUT SOMETIMES AS LATE AS 11 OR 12, SOMEDAYS, WE AIN'T EVEN HERE AT ALL AND LATELY WE'VE BEEN HER JUST ABOUT ALL THE TIME ACCEPT WHEN WE'RE SOMEWHERE ELSE.

There is also an ahh-mah-zing photograph of a giant mixing bowl that is powered by a Honda Gasoline engine. ( insert your own, I bet the shoefly pie gets 39 miles to the gallon joke here)

Other note worthy Amish business trivia,

If the Amish have to lay off anyone, there is NO SENIORITY and no need to lay off anyone, whoever needs the job the least, volunteers himself to leave. DID YOU HERE THAT BANK CEO'S:)

more from Amish Enterprise-From Plows to Profits, another day.

Amish Comic, signing off.

Old and Tired

Cheese and crackers, this working an hour a week is starting to takes it's toll on me.

I'm tired all the time. I've built up a tolerance for coffee.

A Big Large coffee, spiked with a shot of espresso, 

doesn't give me enough energy to actually do anything,

it just keeps me awake enough to not be able to take my nap.

You know you are a lazy ass when you have to rest after you take a shower.

A Lunatic friend of mine used to say that he believed the government flew helicopters over head and sprayed us with a sedative to keep the crime rate down.

I was sure he was insane but here I sit always tired.

BLOGGING can sure wear a man down. 

Nighty Night

Bored Bulletin Syndrome

Hey everyone, Amish Comic here. I am lucky enough not to be cursed by having anyone pretend to be me on Myspace, Facebook or misc. new site in cyberland.

So just in case anyone is wondering, Is it really me? Yes.

At the point at which anyone is pretending to be the Amish Comic, you should really consider impersonating a more prominent figure.

Welcome to my first BLOG!
I am writing to all who play on Myspace.

I have found MySpace to a wonderful place for comedians and normal people to find out about each other. I have formed my own group on Myspace called, BoredBulletinSyndrome, and I urge all to join who are tired of having their Bulletin space over flowing with SURVEYS, FIND OUT WHO WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU FROM YOUR FRIENDS LIST, FORWARD THIS TO 10 PEOPLE AND HAVE GOOD LUCK and on and on and on.

Posting Bulletins on Myspace has become an adicition for people with nothing to say.

As a comedian, I welcome all posts on my page at www.myspace.com/amishcomic, that are announcing comedy events, radio appearances, cd/dvd release's, who is playing where and any actual real announcements that have anything to do with show biz.

People leaving the cast of a Broadway show, is a bulletin.

You are going to be on Letterman, is a Bulletin.

You will be playing banjo at the Beaver Run Rod and Gun Club Saturday night, is a Bulletin.

Let's reclaim the BULLETIN SPACE on MySpace for actual announcements.

join my group " Bored Bulletin Syndrome @ www.myspace.com/amishcomic "

to help stomp out survey / spam / what to do if your bored post bulletin, bulletins.

Have you ever posted three bulletins in as many minutes without announcing an event?
You have Bored Bulletin Syundrome!

Have you ever posted any survey Bulletins of any type?
You have Bored Bulletin Syundrome!

Have you ever posted a bulletin instructing others to post this bulletin within the next two minutes or you'll have bad luck?
You are severly infected!


If we all work together, we can eliminate this horrible new disease,
BORED BULLETIN SYNDROME.

My name is Raymond The Amish Comic and I approve this message!